To quote “Jem & The Holograms” last nights Confession Party was “Truly outrageous, truly, truly, truly outrageous.”

To sum up (because I’m hung over, I will use equations to explain last night) Wall to wall lovely lasses + Dudes trying to get together with said lovely lasses= Leah & I cracking up behind the bar while drinking coffee patron.

IF you haven’t partaken of this exquisite elixir- coffee patron, please, please run out and get a bottle. My new idea of paradise is chilled coffee patron + being sandwiched between Jason Statham and David Beckam (or another David I know, you know who you are DP you sexy beast.) + Barcelona= HEAVENLY DELICIOUS!!!!

The cast of the Real World were also there complete with full film crew. Ah “Reality” Television.

Of course what was better were Keegan & James adding their own special slice of flavor to the party. They are becoming a cult unto themselves and the cast of the Real World couldn’t get enough of them. Once again K&J were flanked by pro-skaters and a rather large entourage of sexy ladies (girls, when are ya’ll going to learn, skaters ain’t making out with you! They are only down for bromance, not romance!)

The booths became make out sessions for some at 310 Lounges with its candle lit setting, the free flowing ginger vodka, and Prince and Apollonia locking lips on the flat screens in the backroom. Jared (aka Mr. Randy Watson) once again brought a GREAT dance party.

Good f*cking times. See you all next Monday!

Iced Coffee Time. Beso- Maya Contreras

P.S.

If you have time I would appreciate if you would vote for me for “best nightlife blog” for the Village Voice Reader’s Poll 2008.

so here is the link:
http://polls.villagevoice.com/polls/bestof2008/

(unfortunately you have to fill out at least 25 “best of’s” and nightlife is the very last category…boo.)

and if you could just cut and paste this link in:
http://www.pmbuzz.com/nycnightlife